The BBC Goes Back To Its Roots
For those fans unable to watch Southend v ManYoo either in the flesh or live on Sky Sports, the licence fee did at least provide adequate compensation in the form of a stunningly insightful account of events at Roots Hall. Take it away, chaps:
'2038: Did you know Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan?
2045: Sir Alex Ferguson is chewing his gum furiously.
2048: Cristiano Ronaldo is out on the right, the sort of ground Ronald Reagan liked in his political career.
2114: Tomasz Kuszczak would work wonders on a Scrabble board
2122: Sir Alex Ferguson is still chewing his gum furiously.
2144: Sir Alex Ferguson is still chewing his gum furiously.
2147: There are just five minutes of normal time left at Roots Hall. Sir Alex Ferguson is prowling the touchline, still chewing his gum furiously.'
'2038: Did you know Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan?
2045: Sir Alex Ferguson is chewing his gum furiously.
2048: Cristiano Ronaldo is out on the right, the sort of ground Ronald Reagan liked in his political career.
2114: Tomasz Kuszczak would work wonders on a Scrabble board
2122: Sir Alex Ferguson is still chewing his gum furiously.
2144: Sir Alex Ferguson is still chewing his gum furiously.
2147: There are just five minutes of normal time left at Roots Hall. Sir Alex Ferguson is prowling the touchline, still chewing his gum furiously.'
posted by Hector Ship-Grill at 11:56
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